A Blue Turkey Dinner

Everyone’s at the table and ready to eat

Where is the turkey someone asked

I know there’s turkey, dressing, and pie

I can smell them.

Where are Grandma and Mom

Go look in the kitchen.

The turkey is ready

The dressing is there

And the pumpkin pie’s

But oh my, look at Grandma and Mom

They have been in the Blue Nun wine

I guess this Thanksgiving

Will be, serve yourself