Everyone’s at the table and ready to eat
Where is the turkey someone asked
I know there’s turkey, dressing, and pie
I can smell them.
Where are Grandma and Mom
Go look in the kitchen.
The turkey is ready
The dressing is there
And the pumpkin pie’s
But oh my, look at Grandma and Mom
They have been in the Blue Nun wine
I guess this Thanksgiving
Will be, serve yourself